Men's Funny German T-Shirt No Such Thing As Perfect Damn Close Shirt 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Hilarious Graphic Tee Germany Flag Shirts
Let everyone know you're pretty damn close to perfect? Why? Because you're German of course! This funny German t-shirt features the flag of the flag of Germany and reads 'There's no such thing as perfect, but I'm German and that's pretty damn close'. Perfect to show pride for your German heritage! Makes a great gift idea for the German person in your life. Made of soft ring spun cotton and includes a cotton muslin drawstring gift bag.
Direct to garment printed using the latest technology. Soft, ring spun cotton.
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About The Raglan:
100% Ringspun Cotton
Heavy Weight 5.1 Oz.
3/4 Length Sleeve
Small: 20.5" Wide By 29" Long
Medium: 22" Wide By 30" Long
Large: 23.5" Wide By 31" Long
X-Large: 25.5" Wide By 32" Long
2XL: 27.5" Wide By 33" Long
T-Shirt Shipping Information:
I can usually get items out very fast, but kindly ask for 3-5 business days to process your order. If you need something in a hurry, please contact me prior to purchase. During busy holiday times (Nov-Dec) processing may be delayed.
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Priority Mail Upgrade & Processing:
We process IN STOCK items within one business day and ship them via priority mail. If item is not in stock, we will contact you. It normally takes us 24-72 hours to re-stock inventory.
Returns & Exchanges:
If you need to return or exchange an item - convo me. I want you to have an item that you will love and wear. If you need to exchange or return for any reason - no problem as long as it is returned in new, unworn condition. You pay to ship the original item back, and in return, I will ship you a replacement at no charge. Shipping charges are non-refundable on returned items. It can take me some time to process exchanges, please be patient and provide up to a week from receipt for your exchange to go out. Returns will be processed within 3 business days of receipt.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Yes! We do. All of our printing is done in house and we can accommodate custom requests. We offer full color, direct to garment printing services. Please contact me for details.
No, we do not. 99% of our items are direct to garment printed right here in our facility in Update NY. Some of our more popular designs are screen printed.
We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Returns are always no questions asked, hassle free. We refund all items upon return. You may then repurchase a different size and color if you wish to do so. This is how we handle all exchanges and returns. We apologize if this is inconvenient, but this is the fastest, most efficient way to get an exchange as your purchase creates an open order within our system.
Personalized items can not be returned.
Yes! All of our items are printed right at our facility in Upstate NY. We are a small, family owned and operated business, so you can rest assured your order is given the attention to detail it deserves.
Sizing information is listed on each listing. Click 'More Details' and scroll down to see the sizing for each style we carry.
Contact us!! We can print any of our designs on any style we carry except tote bags. Please contact us prior to purchase so that we may provide a quote as well as create a custom listing for you for an additional fee.
We try to ship all orders the following business day. In many cases, we can get items out same day if the order is placed before 12pm EST. During busy holiday seasons such as Christmas, shipping can be slightly delayed by 2-3 days. If you need something in a flash, please contact me prior to purchase.
Yes, but contact us before purchase, we can't add details after an order is placed. There is an additional fee for rear printing.